Works hard.
Stays cool.
Funky Hamster is a new digital studio for people who want it done properly. Apps and websites engineered from scratch. Marketing that earns its keep. And bespoke management tooling that doesn't rot like an abandoned WordPress install.
Everything a serious web presence needs. Nothing it doesn't.
Apps & websites
Designed and engineered from scratch. No templates, no page-builders, no ten-megabyte hero images. Fast, accessible, and built to last.
Marketing, SEO & SEM
Search, paid and content that compound. We measure everything and guess nothing — rankings you earn, ad budgets that behave.
Bespoke site management
Custom management tools with a proper security story — not another unattended WordPress waiting to become part of someone's botnet.
…and the rest
Hosting, analytics, automation, email that actually lands, integrations that behave. The unglamorous stuff, done gloriously.
The name is funky.
The work is deadly serious.
A new name for an old-fashioned idea: do excellent work, sweat the details, and give a damn. Full site coming soon — the wheel is already turning.
Got a project brewing?
We're already taking on the right projects while the full site is in the workshop. Tell us what you're building — we'll tell you straight if we're the right fit.